Jonesy, BABY, You're Killin Me!

Duuuuuuuuuddddeeeeee....

Dear Matt Jones,

First off, sorry about the whole being released thing. All it took was a few cold ones with your golfing buddies, giving the Jaguars a reason to let you go. You got caught with cocaine last year, and we all knew you weren’t innocent. That’s how people who do drugs act. They get the idea in their head, which is usually the most thrilling aspect, and you couldn’t wait to do some lines at home, forcing you to stop along the road and do coke off the dashboard. The Jaguars forgave you, I forgave you. Even though we ALL knew you were lying when you told us you weren’t involved.

You came back and had the best season of your career. They suspended you the last 3 games of the season, but you showed us something. Maybe you weren’t such a knucklehead. But alas, you couldn’t resist some beers, and ended up back in the dog house.

We don’t even know each other Matt, but you took something from us. You took away the return of the ‘white athlete.’ The only white NFL player to be drafted as an actual ‘flex’ player, you could do it all Matt. You have hops, speed and used to sport a great lion’s mane. Jeremy Bloom was a bust man, WE NEEDED YOU!

Now I don’t know who will pick you up. Maybe the Eagles, maybe the Ravens, but please Matt don’t do it again man. You could have been a contender. You could have been the next Easy Ed McAfferty. Now you might be the next Todd Marinovich.

Shame on you Matt. You could have persuaded a young white football player to try and play receiver as opposed to kicking field goals.

Sincerely,
The White Man

"What the hell am I doing right now? OHHH I am stretching for dissapoinment."

Side note:

Is Jones shrinking? Look how beefy he was when he got drafted... vs. him in 2008. 

He either slimmed down to fit in his WR role, OR he has been doing so much coke that he is aiming to look like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface.